January 2012
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Jan 27th
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More quotes from bowling
“That was a good ball. Well, everyone’s got good balls.” “Yeah, especially Wes and I.” (said by the other dude)
Jan 27th
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Quotes from bowling
“I’m just sucking so much tonight.” “Well, you look good sucking.”
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
mercurypdx: theleanansidhe: hiphiphoyay: zabimaruu: kuruizaki-hime: smurff-kittehh: fargopachi: superpankakes: asian-voodoo: littlebats: I normally don’t do these, but this amused me too much to pass up. Kind of an odd reaction to the FBI though….
Jan 24th
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Quotes from studio night
“A sphincster is an old unmarried woman who farts all day.” “Balls…it’s what’s for dinner.” “Sphincster kind of sounds like a sports car.” “Introducing the new Sphincster. It’s tight!!”
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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cosmo tip #149
pfefferi: before coitus, throw bagels at him and try to get them on his dick. sexy ring toss I prefer donuts.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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I totally ship Pauly D and Vinny
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Quotes from bowling
“I didn’t know pins could breakdance.”
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Either that, or I'm drunk.
Jan 12th
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Prince Baby has finally made my ovaries explode in...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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My boyfriend just called himself a "pantry ass" in...
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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I just heard a great new term
Seagull Management: They swoop in, make a lot of noise, crap on everything, then leave.
Jan 6th
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Quotes from bowling
“Whoops…I gave you more head than you probably wanted.” “NOT POSSIBLE.”
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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December 2011
73 posts
Two things I've decided are on the New Year's...
Spinach (thanks to adtothebone) Cupcakes (thanks to jezebelthegreat) I’m now making all my meal choices based on the food pics everyone posts.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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2011
It doesn’t really feel like the end of the year. I’ve been thinking in terms of 2012 all year. That’s how it goes in my industry. I’m already mentally on to 2013 now (hopefully the Mayans were wrong). If I allow myself a moment to think about it, I realize it’s been a good year overall. There’s been ups and downs. I started a new position at work (SO much more...
Dec 31st
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ListenRemix Blues - Infant Holy, Infant Lowly I know...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
SBTRKT (62) Kanye West (61) Justice (22) Hot Chip (14) Janelle Monáe (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 30th
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