February 2012
14 posts
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Oh my fuck...could these guys be any slower at...
Quotes from bowling
“Get me that guy’s phone number! He’s gonna have my baby that I’m gonna adopt!”
“Falling seems to be good for your game.”
“Yeah, but not so much for my knees.”
“Just get yourself some knee pads…wait….”
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“You can’t be black. You listen to Rock Music.”
– (via microaggressions)
In that case, I am purple.
January 2012
50 posts
Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson
I’d...
I have mad respect for any woman with houndstooth...
Fulkultur - The Ugly Dance
I bought a song just...
More quotes from bowling
“That was a good ball. Well, everyone’s got good balls.”
“Yeah, especially Wes and I.” (said by the other dude)
Quotes from bowling
“I’m just sucking so much tonight.”
“Well, you look good sucking.”
The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
mercurypdx:
theleanansidhe:
hiphiphoyay:
zabimaruu:
kuruizaki-hime:
smurff-kittehh:
fargopachi:
superpankakes:
asian-voodoo:
littlebats:
I normally don’t do these, but this amused me too much to pass up.
Kind of an odd reaction to the FBI though….
Quotes from studio night
“A sphincster is an old unmarried woman who farts all day.”
“Balls…it’s what’s for dinner.”
“Sphincster kind of sounds like a sports car.” “Introducing the new Sphincster. It’s tight!!”
cosmo tip #149
pfefferi:
before coitus, throw bagels at him and try to get them on his dick. sexy ring toss
I prefer donuts.
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I totally ship Pauly D and Vinny
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Quotes from bowling
“I didn’t know pins could breakdance.”
Either that, or I'm drunk.
Prince Baby has finally made my ovaries explode in...
