February 2012
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“I don’t know if there’s a place for “vibrators” in my...”
– I may or may not have typed this in an IM tonight.
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Aub: Can I use your bathroom?
Me: Oh, my apartment is dirty....
Aub: That's ok...I live with a guy.
Me: Well, I live with a pig...ME!
More like Benedick Cuminmysnatch.
Just saw "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy"
I think I’d like to revisit it sober.
Fuck
Two pitchers in one hour is not a great idea.
Next time, don’t try to show off how much beer you can chug.
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ratsoff replied to your photo: I love my company. Free beer with every…
Your company also donates the kegs for my volunteer parties! :D :D :D
Widmer? That’s not my company. My company just has a nice little partnership and co-race sponsorship (Pints to Pasta) with Widmer. I never mention my company by name…let’s just say we’re anti-swoosh.
Things that are super weird to see on Facebook.
• When the girl who you used to go barhopping with and would encourage you to make risky and stupid choices, updates her status as “God is good!”
• When an ad lets you know your porn star cousin has been “playing Slotmania”.
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Oh my fuck...could these guys be any slower at...
Quotes from bowling
“Get me that guy’s phone number! He’s gonna have my baby that I’m gonna adopt!”
“Falling seems to be good for your game.”
“Yeah, but not so much for my knees.”
“Just get yourself some knee pads…wait….”
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“You can’t be black. You listen to Rock Music.”
– (via microaggressions)
In that case, I am purple.