The xylophone band is now playing Led Zeppelin.
And it is awesome.
Ok, douche-tastic dudes aren't that awesome. Just...
Tonight, I went to a bar with
* Douche-tastic eye candy. * A video game machine in the bathroom. * A band that consists of an electric guitar, an electric mandolin (?!), and various percussion instruments including xylophone. 3 different bars, 3 awesome things.
I had a dream last night that I had a super hot...
Thank you, subconscious!!
I have been smoking more in the last two weeks than I ever have. And my waist has gone down two inches. Coincidence? If so, the saddest ever.
I don’t hate men. I don’t hate all men. I don’t even think I hate SOME men. I have a few angry feelings towards the recent men in my life while recognizing their pure humanity. They’re all good in their ways…in some ways. And they’re all bad in others. Human. And likewise, I am the same.
moodysunflower replied to your post: I was going to let him down easy on this date tonight…and then he stood me up. Neither. He is, however, a big tool. Not really, actually. He did HAVE a big tool though, which is probably why I didn’t cut him loose before now.
She caught me in the middle of a RuPaul's Drag...
Sami: Are you sewing now?
Me: Oh, I BEEN sewing, hunty!!
I was going to let him down easy on this date...
Is that actual irony or just Alanis irony?
mormondad: who wouldn’t want to have sex with zac efron Me.
When you want them to be affectionate, they are stoic. When you want them to be less clingy, they are paranoid and have the appendages of an octopus.
I need someone to go to a party with me tonight.
Who wants to go to a party with me?? Free booze!
I can’t reply properly to you on my phone, but I fuckin love ya, man.
Ramonedalin…that’s the best band name I’ve come up with in...– The nice dude at the bar, on the mandolin Ramones cover we just heard.
I didn’t get The Cramps when they first came out.– Overheard at the bar. Hearing it from a guy made it all the funnier to me. (And yes, I know The Cramps are a band. It’s still fuckin funny to me)
First you tell me "I have no desire to date you."
But then two weeks later, you’re trying to play footsie with me under the table. Fuck you, asswipe.
It is Not About Race because It Is Never About Race. Race is the past. Black...– Charles P. Pierce (via azspot) I had a friend say the phrase, “It’s not always about race” to me the other day. He also said “Maybe George Zimmerman was just defending himself. We don’t know…we weren’t there.” This is the friend I yelled...
Aaaand my mom just loudly exclaimed, "I am not a...
Nope…not giving context.
My dad just called my mom's clothing "Leotardo...
I have a belly full of sushi. I'm watching...
All is right with the world again.
Day of the Dead(line)
I have worked my ass off the last few days, gotten stressed out, yelled at a friend (long story), and am thisclose to being done with a huge deadline. I’m treating myself to sushi tonight.
That moment with Joan and Greg on tonight's Mad...
I’ve been waiting for that moment for so long! And apparently many others have, because all the women in the theater clapped and cheered.
“I want a pizza dick. Actually, I just want pizza.” “You just want dick.”
Stream of consciousness??
“Mickey Roarke needs his balls cut off!” “What??” “I want a poached egg.”