Random Findings

Sep 01




what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

I feel like I need to remember this.

(via cwnerd12)

Aug 27

The Pegasus - 7.12


I’ll start this off by saying: this is a good episode. Just a good, solid episode of television with fine performances by our regulars and guest star Terry O’Quinn (who most of you probably think of as Locke from Lost but I think of as Moira Kelly’s dad from The Cutting Edge). That said, THERE AIN’T NO CLOTHES IN THIS THING. So this’ll be a shortie.

However, this is the episode that opens with everyone’s favorite holiday, CAPTAIN PICARD DAY!


That looks NOTHING like me, NOTHING

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New favorite tumblr.

Best bit: 

We don’t get much else for clothes, but we do get to see Rikes in his exercise clothes after a bat’leth incident. 

I’m injured! AND SEXY

Your diagnosis is: perfectly furred chest

The dramatic reason for this scene is for Riker to say “I knew what I was supposed to do and didn’t do it.” THIS PARALLELS SOMETHING IN HIS PAST I THINK. But the real reason for this scene is for Rikes to walk around with an open bathrobe. Bev knows:

My god, that bathrobe is marvelous

Aug 24


Seriously tumblr.I dont ever ask you guys for anything.But this is a time where we need your help.Please.Call. Email. Reblog. SOMETHING.


Seriously tumblr.
I dont ever ask you guys for anything.
But this is a time where we need your help.
Call. Email. Reblog. 

(via nerdpoet)

Aug 23


They just played “Somebody To Love”

Is that irony? Or Alanis irony?

At least the band at the bar tonight is good.


Why do I even bother anymore?

30 minutes

I guess that’s about time to call it.

I’m supposed to be meeting a date right now.

I hate the waiting. Plus he’s late, so my brain is doing that “what if he doesn’t show?” thing. Blerg.

The trifecta is complete.

The trifecta is complete.