Random Findings


  1. Things I’ve typed today

    • "I smell like a donut again, FYI."
    • "I had to pop in the bathroom for a quick cry. Also, to use the bathroom. Multitasking!”
    • "I think I’ve officially cracked."
    • "Oh, I’ll soften your butter, baby!"
    • "I have had the guts to go up to a guy…and I’ve been eviscerated.”